PRESIDENTIAL , POLITICAL PORNOGRAPHY
9/4/08
As any curious American male who writes political commentary and satire, I had to watch last night’s premiere performer Sarah Palin perform oratory sex on a 72 year old man, and arouse 4000 erectile dysfunctional , and menopausal Republican delegates. Unlike Hillary Clinton who is into bondage and submissive sex with a 46 year old Black Political Idol the Democratic Convention’s premier lap dancer Hillary Clinton, gave a less than convincing performance when she deep throated her support for Obama, as she painfully bent over the microphone in front of the entire New York Delegation. Hillary heavily gasped in a deep breath and spoke in a loud deep voice, “I NOMINATE BARACK OBAMA FOR DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE.” As an interested observer of political punishment, I was impressed, until she said it again , “I NOMINATE BARACK OBAMA FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE.” The crowd cheered as if they had just publicly stoned and raped Hillary into submission. It was a sad, but erotic moment in Presidential Politics.
Last night’s Republican Convention was a delight to the Political Porn Aficionado. The warm up speaker to Sarah Palin’s premier performance was none other than, “Cross Dressing , Bi Sexual , knighted by the Queen of England, former Republican presidential contender, Lover of John McCain, Mayor 911, Rudy” Giuliani. Rudy gave a saliva bubbling , tight lipped, speech about the virtues of John McCain and his manly virility, as a great hero and leader, and the oldest presidential candidate in history.
Sarah, at the youthful age of pre marriage to” The First Dude of Alaska” began her political porn career by winning the Miss. Congeniality Award for Miss. Alaska. Twenty something years later , she has grown into a spitfire of a woman, ready to claw, screech and laugh her way to the Presidency of the United States. This chick is HOT! She reminds me a lot of my former secretary who I soon promoted to my full time assistant. She was a beautiful 22 year old stripper . When ever she talked to my clients over the phone, to invite them to my office to discuss a deal, no one ever cancelled a meeting. She could cross her legs in just such a way; that every man in the room could admire them, without becoming too distracted. She couldn’t take shorthand and she couldn’t type , but she was earnest and efficient. My clients would continually try to hire her away from me, but she wouldn’t sell me out even at double her salary. She told me she “preferred her job as an honest stripper, rather than being an executive’s or politician’s whore.” She didn’t consider me as a typical politician or executive, and she happily continued in my employ. She later became a high paid lobbyist for a liquor company.
I must applaud Sarah Palin’s premier performance. She was amazing ! I am anxious for the Republican Babe Revue, to come to Connecticut to fluff up Connecticut voters. According to an undisclosed personal source, I’ve been told that a secretly filmed, soon to be released video of John McCain was filmed at the Convention, of him intensely staring at Sarah’s derriere with a look of intense satisfaction, as she spoke in front of the delegates at the Republican Convention.
Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton have made the 2008 Presidential Elections fun. Together they have created the institution of Political Pornography, and have excited middle aged Americans as no one has ever done before in U.S Political Convention history. CNN showed Convention security agents escorting a middle aged woman out of the Convention hall, as she shouted obscenities at Sarah and the Republican delegates, and held up her hand in a peace sign , as the security officers grabbed her by the arm and pushed her up the stairs. I think Sarah could have won that cat fight. From now until November 4th, as Americans dutifully watch John McCain and Sarah Palin palpitate towards the presidency, Americans will become mesmerized and transfixed on nationally televised, Political Pornography.
L.A. STEEL
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