I Thought Ariel Sharon Died?

I originally published this article on this site on 1/8/2006.

I THOUGHT ARIEL SHARON DIED?
1/8/06

Ariel Sharon was pronounced dead by his doctors at 1pm. Israeli time on 1/07/06 according to Reuters, and announced on my Dell news update 1/08/06, then without official retraction of the story Sharon suddenly rose from the dead into an induced coma. In a blink of an eye the official story was changed, what happened? Did he die, go to the gates of heaven, then got kicked out? Or maybe his great spirit was too heavy that it couldn’t get over the Wall. Or maybe the Christ baby Bush, told him to come back to earth and finish their planned genocide of the Palestinians and Iranians. Or maybe all the prayers of those who were of like mind were enough to convince God to keep him on earth in a vegetative state for the next 20 years,sucking crushed vitamins through a straw, and winking his assassination orders to the Mossad (kind of like the way he did before his last stroke).

Does anyone remember Arafat? Does anyone remember his sudden illness, the announcement of his death and then suddenly he’s alive again and then dead again. It was obvious to the world that he was poisoned but, his death was heralded by everyone in Israel and determined to be caused by a severe stomach ailment (arsenic). Of course no autopsy was performed and his name was smeared by the world press puppets and then quickly forgotten. Why was Sharon’s death announcement suddenly replaced rather than officially retracted by the induced coma story? Maybe there was an argument in the Likud as to who and how many it would take to carry the coffin to the grave site. Or maybe no one wanted his job and it will take the CIA a few weeks to find someone. Or maybe Sharon’s son needed time to put his father’s cooked books in the shredder. Whatever the reason for the delay of the announcement is I’m sure it was considered by someone to be the right thing to do. Too bad the doctors made the announcement to the press of his death, before the secret service got to them. Ah well, I guess no harm came from it and the world should just consider it another of the millions of revisions of the truth by the world press and the Israeli government.

L.A. STEEL