GOOGLING PARIS HILTON
6/29/07
I Googled Paris Hilton the other day and discovered to my amazement 6,040,000 results of her listed and exactly 6,000,000 results of G.W Bush. As remarkable as it is that Google would have 6 million mentions of either of them is insane,and proves the danger of Google’s ability to keep trillions of bits of information on everybody in the world, but the fact that Paris Hilton beats out G.W by 40,000 is even more insane.
It proves that infamy is far more interesting to the general public than mere fame. It also proves that Paris Hilton should run for President. Paris Hilton for President! Yes, I think I might be persuaded to go to the voting booth for that. Just imagine how interesting her State of the Union messages would be. I can see her shaking hands with all the horney politicos trying to cop a feel, as she strolls down the red carpet runway of the House of Representatives,in her latest night club ensemble, a long boa and sparkling see thru mini skirt, and of course without bra or panties.
I can picture the faces of Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi, green with jealousy and disgust. Hillary would probably boycott the speech, but old Bill recently hired as Paris’s new Presidential Consultant, wouldn’t miss it for the world. He would be in the front row drooling over and ogling President Paris, while giving spontanious standing ovations after every sentence Paris spoke.
I know there is a minimum age requirement for the presidency of 35, but since when has anyone in Congress or the Presidency paid attention to the law or Constitution? They were willing to amend the Constitution for Arnold S. to run for president as an Austrian born citizen.
I think Paris would make a great lady President. She has the looks, she has many supporters, she doesn’t seem to be overly intelligent, she has the right background. G.W was a party animal before he became president. Rumor has it he still is. He’s been arrested and convicted of DUI and was known to use cocaine.His family was extremely wealthly and part of the elite American nobility. She’s just as qualified as G.W Bush, even more so. George failed at every business he went into. Paris has been successful in every business venture. I think a Paris Hilton candidacy would be a great move forward for the country. Drugs would be legalized, all prisons would be glamorized and reformed, women’s prisons would offer courses in cosmotology and fashion design, and all drug addicts and DUI offenders would be granted house arrest. In the cases of homeless prisoners, they would be given shelter at renovated Hilton Halfway Hotels throughout the country. It’s a great idea! Paris Hilton for President on an Independent ticket. The Paris Hilton Party. If Joe Lieberman could have his own party why not Paris? She’s truly as qualified as any of the candidates now running, and far,far,better looking.
L.A. STEEL
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