LARRY CRAIG, THE POTATO EATING , TOE TAPPING, SENATOR FROM IDAHO
9/2/07
The great state of Idaho is now known for two things, potatoes and a perverted senator. I was in Idaho once. I consider myself a reasonably well informed citizen; who like most other U.S citizens,do not know the names of every senator or congressman in Washington D.C. I hear certain senators’ names if they may have sponsored an important bill, or have publicly known presidential ambitions, or are caught in a highly publicized scandal. I’m well aware of my own state senators and congressmen,however I am being truthful; when I say I had never heard of Larry Craig until recently. He was a senator for 25 years; who has done little or nothing to achieve national name recognition, other than plead guilty to soliciting sex to an undercover cop in a Minnesota airport bathroom. What a great senator! I recently learned that he was also one of the several, now outed, self loathing, gay Republican,idiot law makers; who tried to ban same sex marriages, and think homosexuality should be a criminal offense.
I was watching the recently resigned senator give his “I’m Not Gay! ” speech with his wife standing by his side, who wore dark sunglasses hiding half of her face. She stood next to him at the podium with a dead pan expression,as though she were under a megadose of prescription drugs. To be honest,any wife who would stand in a public setting,next to her toe tapping, perverted husband; after he was caught trying to solicit sex with a man in a public bathroom, and was stupid enough to plead guilty to a sex crime without consulting a lawyer, would have to be on a serious perscription of vallium, oxycondyn, or prozac, or all three at the same time. It was a testiment to her self denial and mid western constitution, that she was able to stand at all.
L.A. STEEL
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