FAREWELL TO BUSH’S TOP LIAR
9/11/07
I’m not surprised to see Tony Snow leave his position as Press Secretary. I’m surprised that he lasted as long as he did, considering his personal illness, and the daily stress and responsibility of his position to add air freshener to the Bush Administration’s daily flatulence of lies, aimed directly at the Press corp, and the American public. Why in God’s name would anyone in their right mind take the job, as the “Top Liar” in the Bush Administration,(with the exception of the “Liar in Chief “himself) ? What benefit did Tony Snow receive ; other than becoming a historical footnote as an interim mouthpiece, for the most disfunctional , traitorous, and most destructive presidency the United States and the world have ever witnessed ?
Ari Fleicher was reduced to an ineffectual, and completely unbelievable, blatant liar, during the final days of his tenure in the Bush Administration. I remember old Ari getting more and more combative with the press corp, as his hair noticably receded to nearly complete baldness, and his complextion sallowed, until he looked like a man ready for a mental breakdown, or one who was already having a mental breakdown. Then came Scott McClellan, the Press Corp’s Pillsbury Doughboy. His round face and chubby cheeks, would blush when he got angry or flustered, which was most of the time. His hair line rapidly receded during his tenure as Bush’s “Top Liar”, and he became pudgier and more sickly looking. During his final days, before his resignation, poor ol’ Scott appeared as if he were completely burned out and had gained 20 pounds; since he first took the position. He began to mumble or speak angrily to reporters when asked questions he could not be truthful about. It became obvious; that he was faking a smile he could no longer fake. Being the “Top Liar” in Dubya’s Administration is a near death sentence for anyone. No one ever hears of Ari or Scott anymore. I read an article recently; that stated, Ari is deeply into Cabala these days. When someone suffers a breakdown they usually seek a higher religious meaning to their life. I wonder what Scott is doing ? Maybe he’s become a lobbyist for Pillsbury or entered a monestary ?
Poor ol’ Tony Snow, miraculously escaped death from cancer and was in remission when he decided to become Dubya’s Press Secretary. He is now near death’s door again, as his cancer returned, his hair is noticably falling out, from chemo therapy, he’s lost a considerable amount of weight, and yet he says he regrets leaving his job. He claims; that his wife insists he leave his position, and make a decent living again. (He blames the low government salary of over $100,000 per year. I think she meant it’s the poisonous position of working for Dubya, as his “Top Liar”; that is killing him. )
Tony Snow may consider his service to G.W Bush an honorable and worthy assignment, however his disservice to the American people by serving a madman, and a pathological liar, hell bent on destroying the United States is unconscienable. Tony Snow will go down in history as one of G.W’s greatest fools. One of three Press Secretaries , who couldn’t handle the job anymore; as being America’s “Top Liar”, to the “Liar in Chief”. I do not feel sorry for ol’ Tony. He chose to take the job out of his own vanity and blind stupidity. He knew full well who and what G.W Bush was all about before he took the job. He knew what he was walking into . His apparent illness and waning smile, are the final symptoms of all who accept the Press Secretary’s position under G.W. Bush.
The next Press Secretary will be a woman. I can’t remember her name , but it will be irrelevant in a year. She is Tony’s Deputy Secretary. As I recall she was blonde and attractive. A wanna be news anchor for MSNBC or Fox, or maybe she’s thinking ahead a few years, and sees herself as the replacement for Katie Couric’s job. Whatever her ambitions are, if she survives the next year in the position of “America’s Top Liar”, she will no doubt appear far more haggard than she does now, as did her predecessors; she will either be on sedatives, anti depressants, or about to enter rehab for bulemia or anorexia. Or she may struggle with some terminal desease, and be forced to resign. Sadly this is the fate, and the professional hazards; that come with accepting the position of America’s “Top Liar”for “The Liar in Chief”.
Farewell Tony Snow , and farewell Ari and Scott and the future ” Top Liar” for G.Dubya’s White House. I will offer my sympathies now to the new Press Secretary; rather than wait until the dismal end of their short, interim career. Whoever takes over the position now, will have to be the greatest liar ever to hold the position of Press Secretary, if they want to survive. As we enter the 5th year of the Iraq War, with no end in sight, international indictments of human rights violations and crimes of war are pending against Dubya’s and his Administration, and Dubya’s leadership has led the country to the brink of an economic recession the size and scope of the Great Depression. The White House and Republican scandals continue along with added pressure and criticism applied to Dubya’s policies by 20 candidates in a presidential election cycle. Whoever takes the position of “Top Liar” for Dubya’s administration , will have to be a pathological liar in order to survive the next fifteen months of Dubya’s term in office. The only break the new Press Secretary can hope for is if G.Dubya is impeached.
L.A. STEEL
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