THE CAMELOT OBAMALOT ALLIANCE
1/28/08
The rulers of the fabled kingdom of Camelot Princess Caroline , and her uncle King Edward made news this week by announcing their alliance with the fabled kingdom of Obamalot. King Barack Obama was pleased with the alliance; that he believes will greatly aid him in his war to win the hearts of the people of Democrat Land, against the mean Clinton Dynasty. The fair Princess Caroline so beloved by her subjects believes that King Obama is a great and eloquent nobleman; who reminds her of her great father, and uncle King John, and Prince Robert, the founders of Camelot. They once ruled Democrat Land with a liberal hand; until they were tragicly cut down by assassins in the prime of their lives. Princess Caroline believes King Obama is worthy of her family’s trust, and has given King Obama her scarf to carry into battle.
The aging King Edward Caroline’s uncle, and youngest brother to the fallen kings of the throne of Camelot has also endorsed the alliance of Camelot with Obamalot. Prince Edward was once strongly allied with the Clinton Dynasty. However, their recent insults against Obamalot greatly angered Prince Edward and Princess Caroline. They fear that the Clinton Dynasty threatens the peace in Democrat Land, and were insulted by King William of Clinton, who belittled King Obama and the Kingdom of Obamalot by declaring it a “Fairy Tale” and by insinuation, diminished the legend of Camelot.
The fabled Kingdom of Obamalot recently allied with the weak King of Kerryland. King Kerry has always maintained a close alliance to Camelot. King Kerry was once the appointed King of Democrat Land; until his enemies exposed him for his unchivilrous lack of bravery in battle. King Edward of Camelot created a failed alliance with King Kerry to fight against the evil Bush Dynasty but, King Kerry though winning the war on all fronts surrendered to his cousin King George the II , and ordered his troops to cease fighting and retreat. King Edward of Camelot agreed to the surrender, and later created an alliance with King George the II. The Clinton Dynasty had allied with the Bush Dynasty years earlier. King George Bush I lost his throne to King William of Clinton, yet through his great love and respect for King William of Clinton he later adopted King William as his fifth son. King George the II received the throne of Democrat Land upon King William’s abdication and changed the country’s name to Republican Land. King William now shares the throne of Global Land, with his new father King George I . Queen Hillary of Clinton, the former Queen of Democrat Land shared the throne with her husband King William for eight years. She has been chosen by her husband and others in the new Clinton Bush Dynasty to become the next ruler of Democrat Land once King George II is forced to abdicate his throne. King George II , though he is the first born son of King George I , is an idiot and kept on the throne by the influence of his father and the trickery and deceptions of his royal advisor Sir Karl of Rove. Sir Karl of Rove was given the name of ” Little King George’s Brain” by the people of Democrat Land. Sir Karl Rove has since been forced to resign his official position in disgrace . However, he is still fondly thought of by the idiot King George II, who lovingly, and publicly refers to Sir Karl by the special nick name he gave him, “Turd Blossom.”
The unexpected endorsements for King Barack Obama by the rulers of Camelot, Princess Caroline, and her uncle King Edward , and the preceding endorsement of King Barack Obama of Obamalot by King Kerry of Kerryland, signifies a serious split; between the Clinton Bush Dynasty and the rulers of Camelot and Kerryland. These new alliances with the Kingdom of Obamalot are either deceptions tretcherously designed to weaken the power of King Barack Obama or King Edward and King Kerry truly believe; they must make one last valiant stand against the evil Clinton Bush Dynasty. Their stategy is to stand together with the kingdom of Obamalot to revive the myths and legacies of their own kingdoms by polishing their swords and armor, shout hollow threats in gutteral voices, and let King Obama lead the charge on his steed with Princess Caroline’s scarf tied to his lance. King Edward and King Kerry will shout war cries and insults against King William, King George , and Queen Hillary hoping to cause fear in their hearts . The great Liberal Alliance is certain; that together they can force the Clinton Bush Dynasty to cease their malicious verbal attacks against King Obama, and play nicely together so everyone can live happily ever after in Democrat Land.
L.A. STEEL
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