“Cannabis Kills!” Says Former President

4/21/13

Cannabis kills. It is the most dangerous plant on earth. It will strike out at you and kill you or anything in its path and has nuclear capabilities. It causes severe anxiety and even levity in some people and can grow up to 15 ft high. It is an invasive species, that can takeover millions of acres of wildlands under any soil conditon. Cannabis is banned by most countries, because it is a nightmare of epidemic proportions for everyone in the world. It aids all economies. It heals diseases. It is edible,renewable, organic, useful, nutricious, and green, harmless, medicinal and spiritual. That is why it has been, and still is illegal in most states in the U.S.

Cannabis is really frightening and harmful to our society and has many horrible names associated with it such as; Shit, bad shit, good shit, weed, MaryJane, Pot, hash, doobie,Jay, joint, smoke, hemp, ganja, marijuana, Jane, Mary, skunk, green, grass, meds, stuff, stash, bong, smoker, High, trip, Woodstock, peace, kind, bud, thai , seed, resin, female plant, THC, T’C,Chronic, Colorado and Washington states. These horribly frightening words and many others refering to Cannabis are banned from all government and commercial buildings and censored by the FCC.

How can anyone, or any government allow such a horrible plant to exist? Cannabis is horrid and hideous and should be banned from the world. Please help us ban Cannabis from the world. Send your tax deductible contribution to / Smart Colorado c/o The G.W.Bush Library in Dallas, Texas. And Old Dubya will send you a free G.W.Bush Bobble Head Doll dressed like Uncle Sam, and an autographed picture for free!

God save Colorado, and God save America!
Yours Truely,
Mr. President