JOHN MCCAIN AND JOE LIEBERMAN ARE AWARDED THE POSITIONS OF HONORARY BUTTOCKS OF THE SENATE.
1/7/07
The two most ridiculous members of the Senate have got to be John McCain and Joe Lieberman. These two mindless morons have got to be the most blindly ambitious and most bought off members of the Senate. Their support of the Iraq War and the NeoCon strategy of a new surge in troops, is proof of their complete idiocy. Recent polls have shown only 11% of Americans favor a surge of troops in Iraq. This is approximately the same number of mentally ill people institutionalized in prisons or mental facilities in the U.S.. It is also near the number of people in the U.S diagnosed with depression and bipolar disorder taking anti depression and anti psychotic medications.
If we analyze the careers of John McCain and Joe Lieberman the first thing we notice is their adoration of G.W. Bush. The second thing we see is their adoration of Zionist Israel, the third thing we see is their glaring stupidity. These two elected senators are the most unresponsive members of the senate towards their constituents. Their blatant arrogance and ignorance goes beyond any semblance of sanity. Anyone who can justify sending more American men and women into Iraq to be slaughtered, and to slaughter more Iraqis is not only insane, but criminally insane.
If anyone compares the record of these two men with the records of others in the Senate, they will immediately see their numerous shortcomings. I am not inferring that many other members of the Senate are without glaring faults. I am simply stating that John McCain and Joe Lieberman are at the very bottom of the senatorial barrel.
All people are naturally equipped to sit down on their buttocks. Buttocks consist of two fleshy mounds of fat and muscle tissue evolved to perfection over millions of years, to accommodate the human body to sit comfortably. The Senate is often referred to as a body of elected representatives , who are supposed to serve the American people. This body has a head which is the president of the Senate, currently occupied by Dick Cheney. The right and left arms of the Senate would be the Majority and Minority leaders, of the two political parties. Currently these positions are held by Bill Frist and Harry Reid. The torso or center body of the Senate would be all the senators and their staffs, and all who are involved with the day to day operations of the Senate. The two legs and feet of the Senate would be the Republican and Democratic senators. This leaves only the buttocks, which is designated to two uniquely qualified senators one from each political party. These positions are needed to maintain a bipartisan balance of power. Those who are chosen for these positions must be a proven senator of compromise, and one who has few if any convictions. Most business conducted by the Senate is done in a sit down position. These Honorary Buttocks are critical to the bodily function of the Senate.
The titles awarded to the two most deserving and qualified senators is known as the” Honorary Buttocks of the Senate.” These positions are quietly bestowed upon these two selected individuals by their fellow senators. The American people also select these individuals through their proxy, granted to the majority vote of the Senate.
The 2007 Senate and the American people have quietly and without fanfare recently selected the members of the Senate for these most sensitive positions. The positions of “Honorary Buttocks of the Senate” are now held by John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Both men have proven themselves most capable and were pleased and eager to accept the positions. George W. Bush has privately honored them recently, with an invitation to the White House. In a small ceremony he kissed both men and gave them firm handshakes. Bush stated during the ceremony,that he admired them for their firmness and openness.
L.A. STEEL
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