Have you ever wondered what would happen if you suddenly became rich. I mean rich beyond your wildest
imagination? Well today I became a trillionaire. Yes a Trillionaire. It is much like being homeless because you really are. You don’t trust anyone anymore, you can’t tell anyone how much money you have and if you did no one would believe you. I just found out a few days ago that 33 trillion dollars is held in overseas accounts by the elite of the world and a Great friend of mine gave me all the passwords to their accounts. I now own all of their money in a private Swiss bank account under my own password. It sounds ridiculous but hey, so does everything else in the world. So today I am the richest man in the world and everyone who thought they were rich with overseas accounts are completely broke.
I think that the first thing I will do with my new found wealth is to pay off the U.S national debt and payoff the debt of every other country that needs it. Then I will pay off everyones’ mortgage in the world and everyones’ debt. I figured it out that after I did that I would still have over a trillion or so dollars left and then I would keep three or four million and give the rest to funding a new television and radio station that would only broadcast truth and hire every real,honest,courageous journalist in the world. Also I decided I would run a campaign for president for the most honest man in the world and start a pac that would back him or her for President of the U.S. Then I plan to buy my own little island somewhere and invite my friends to live there completely free for the rest of their lives.
Thanks for reading this,
L.A. Steel
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